So…I’m getting MARRIED! The ceremony is being held at the AQUARIUM OF THE PACIFIC in front of the massive 3 story main tank. Our friend, that one and only roguish operatic dandy PRINCE POPPYCOCK is our officiant. We have a penguin ring bearer and a mermaid flower girl. We have some amazing DJs spinning our reception and a veritable host of wacky friends and stage/film personalities in attendance. 

I’ve also been making a ton of new functional art lately. Pictured above are my coffee/hot beverage dispensers. All feature a 2+ liter vacuum sealed glass/stainless steel reservoir that can keep coffee hot for 36 hours (no joke!) I also have office water dispensers (hot/cold) and cold beverage dispensers available.

In honor of both occasions, I just put all the functional art in my NEW ETSY SHOP on sale! 25% off with coupon code “WEDDINGSALE.” As a side note, if you live in the LA area and buy one, I will even deliver it personally to your house or business and bring along some bonus prizes (or UPS can if you are scared of a visit from me.)

And even if you can’t afford any of my art at the moment, A reblog will definitely make me think of you the next time I’m aroused. 

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ApocalypseChic

prince poppycock

Batch 2 of shots from our recent desert excursion.

http://www.dystopianstudios.com/photos/frolic2013/index.html

A few shots from our 5th annual desert excursion. Lots of gun, lots of booze, lots of music, lots of fire, lots of boom.

http://www.dystopianstudios.com/photos/frolic2013/index.html

1930. 

1930. 

(via humanpony)

alexbostic:

Strava is going to kill me. I know it.

Its like competition only I don’t have to actually communicate with anyone other than crushing their records.

He wouldn’t be the first person…

Functional art by Kevin Flint. Each piece is a unique and usable coffee/hot beverage dispenser. Kevin Flint and ApocalypseChic on Etsy

A few shots from the Dystopian Studios annual trip to the desert. Lots of guns, booze, loud music, explosions, fire, off roading, robots, and general wackiness. These photos are from our 2010 trip.

Once he is ousted as dictator, he can play a young Tarkin in the new movies. 

Once he is ousted as dictator, he can play a young Tarkin in the new movies. 

A few shots of our friends from our annual Dystopian Studios trip to the desert. This is what happens when 50 crazy friends bring a lot of booze, guns, robots, off road vehicles and mad science experiments out to the desert. This montage is from 2011. Looking forward to this year’s trip…

razorshapes:

Brand Spirit

Artist’s statement:

“Every day for 100 days, I will paint one branded object white, removing all visual branding, reducing the object to its purest form. I can purchase each object for less than $10, it can be something I own, something another person gives me, or something I find.”

(via missdanidaniels)

Hairless Bunny. Scariest creature on the planet.

Hairless Bunny. Scariest creature on the planet.

(via luciferthelightbringer)

Yes, I admit it. Then again, my parents took me to see Jaws when I was 4, so I might be justified.

Yes, I admit it. Then again, my parents took me to see Jaws when I was 4, so I might be justified.

For the win.

For the win.